The 401 Keg Plan

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.
 

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
 

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
 

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund,
you would have $214.00.
 

Based on the above, the current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.